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Ep. 78, Take Your Daughter To Work Day: Ivanka Urges Unemployed To 'Find Something New'

It's the kick in the pants the nation has been waiting for!

Ivanka Trump is holding a press conference today to talk about her latest hobby. No, not scrap booking -- It's a campaign to urge 50 million displaced and unemployed workers to "Find Something New." You know, because finding a new job is a lot like hunting down the latest hot restaurant before those bastards at the Times ruin it with their five-star reviews!

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