January 6, 2021

A parody by The Gregory Brothers of Youtube fame.

11,780 votes, which is one more than we have (no)
11,780 votes that I need (no)
11,780 votes to win the election (no)
FELLAS, give me a break, i need 11,000 votes, please (no, sir)

Dead people (no)
Phony ballots (wrong)
The women and men started screaming (um)
Stacey Abrams
The internet
Doe-minion machines (we did a hand retally)
11,780 votes to win the election
I need those votes, and I don't care how long it takes me

And there's nothing wroooooooooong [with flipping the state]
there's nothing wroooooooooong [give me a break]
there's nothing wroooooooooong [this could be straightened out]
there's nothing wroooooooooong with saying you've recalculated

Please, Brad
Noooooooooo
Why, why
Please, brad
Noooooooooo
And you're a Republican...why don't you wanna find this?
Outro patter

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