If there's one thing we know, it's that Tucker Carlson is very sensitive about any of his racist white nationalist vitriol causing actual accountability in his personal life. Apparently, in 2020 he sold his house in DC and bought another house on a barrier island off the coast of Florida. (That same area has hosted vacationers George HW Bush and Brit Hume!)
And no one here is actually suggesting showing up at Tucker Carlson's house on the Fourth of July. As Seth Meyers points out, it's highly likely that the beer there sucks.
But if Tucker and his cohorts at Fox are going to flip out over the fact that Biden has offered hope of small gatherings on Independence Day, perhaps we should "plan" a massive blowout in Tucker Carlson's backyard.
Hey, Tucker. You had VALET PARKING for your Jack Abramoff Book Launch in 2011.
We'll expect the same in July on Gasparilla Island, Florida, Tucker! And yeah, we'll bring better beer than you're serving. Woot!