Have No Fear! Florida Man Is Here!

Who doesn't catch alligators with their trashcans?
Have No Fear! Florida Man Is Here!
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By Chris capper Liebenthal — September 29, 2021

When one hears the term "Florida Man," it usually means something strange and usually grotesque is coming, like a guy high on bath salts eating the face off another person or a Republican congressman being a sexual predator.

This Florida Man is strange, but he also proves that all heroes don't wear capes when he captures an alligator using a trash bin - while wearing flip flops!

And you just know he is the real deal when he already has a theme song!

This story does go a long way to explain why I live where the air can hurt your face in the winter. No gators here!

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