GOP Rep's 'Woke Sky' MAGA Word Salad Stumps
Credit: House of Representatives
February 27, 2022

Rep. Clay Higgins (R-Dumbfkistan) spewed out a tweet that no MAGA translator could parse, not even the actual dictionary itself. See if you can do it:

It's not even poetry. It's just...MAGA spew. was nonplussed, writing: "We’re not entirely sure what this tweet is supposed to mean, and we’re literally the dictionary."

But honestly, the replies are just gold. This dude is a monumental idiot who thought stringing together a bunch of winger epithets aimed at people who aren't racist jerks like him would be something cool to do, and he found out otherwise.


Some folks were concerned about a stroke. I made more sense when I had my stroke 4 years ago than this guy ever has.

Ok, look. It wasn't a stroke. It was more likely this:

Others were ready to pass judgment and a sentence:

I'll give the last word to Charlotte Clymer:

So many Republican morons, so little time.

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