BoBo is having such a lousy day that even Rep. Rapey McForehead left her standing there alone. Republicans lined up to attend Donald Trump's criminal trial, and Rep. Lauren Boebert's son, Tyler, attended court by himself. And I'm sure the jury noticed that, once again, the defendant's wifebot was not by his side. Once Boebert started speaking to reporters outside the courthouse, she was met with hecklers, and her GOP bootlicking buddies began walking away. The reporters did, too.

"I want all of the news to start asking the question, what is the crime because everyone in this court has not been informed of what the crime is," the Beetlejuice lady insisted. "The defendant does not know the crime that was committed."

Defendant Trump knows what crime he (allegedly!) committed. All he has to do is read the indictments. Boebert and the Forehead guy know, too. I want to commend Republicans for not showing up again wearing the same outfit with long red Trumpy-looking ties like they did yesterday. That's progress, I guess!

This is what it looks like when you put an unhinged septuagenarian facing 91 indictments over your child.

This must have been a little awkward:

So, this happened:

They're turning the criminal trial into a circus:

Here's a song for BoBo: