DHS' Markwayne Mullin Says He Used ChatGPT To Crack The Dems' Evil Master Plan

We have apparently reached the point where our government officials are consulting with a robot.
By Andrea Thompson — October 6, 2026

Newly confirmed Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin claims he has cracked the code on the Democrats' evil master plan to "change our republic to a socialist country" via immigrants -- because ChatGPT told him.

Mullin's wild assertion came during his appearance on The Ingraham Angle, where the pair discussed one of the only things that any member of the Trump Administration likes to discuss -- the presence of "illegal" immigrants in the United States.

"Mr. Secretary, you know, we don’t really know how many illegals are in the United States," Ingraham said. "But I think the figure has to be about 50 to 60 million total. What’s your guess?"

It's worth noting here that the existing data actually suggests that roughly 16 million undocumented immigrants were living in the US as of mid-2024 -- a truly far cry from 60 million.

"Well, we know underneath the Biden years, there was roughly 20 million," the DHS secretary responded. "And you can go as high as 23 [million]. If you go back to who has been here during the Obama years and you go on further back, you could easily hit 50 million."

It was then that Mullin took it upon himself to proudly present the findings he had collected via a rousing brainstorming meeting with a robot:

The socialist Democrat party knows the only way they can actually change our republic to a socialist country is they have to change the demographics of it. And it’s interesting because you can actually Google. Right before we went on the air, I googled -- I say ‘googled.’ I went to ChatGPT and asked, ‘How do you change a red state, blue?’ First thing that comes up, it says, ‘You must change the voting demographics.'

So, they’re telling us what they are doing here. But you’re right. It could be very easily at 50 million if you take people that’s been here for 20 to 30 years.

Even Ingraham seemed rather unimpressed by this presentation, responding about midway through with a bland "Mmm..."

But Mullin kept on truckin': "You can’t have national security if you don’t know who’s in your country, correct? Underneath President Trump, to date, we’ve arrested 22– or 2,210 known terrorists, not terrorist watch list, entered this country underneath the Biden administration either by entering without telling or was entered and released back into the country."

As I am sure you can already imagine, the DHS head failed to elaborate any further on the supposed "2,210 known terrorists," including any information as to when these "terrorists" will be indicted -- which one would certainly think would be quite a huge story, right?

But perhaps ChatGPT told him not to.

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