Now, boys and girls, if you all behave yourselves today, I may just reward you with my long-form birth certificate in tomorrow's round-up... Straight from Quebec. You're welcome.

Limbo: Republicans lied last year about protecting Medicare. That's the sort of thing they do to get elected.

Vox Verax: Paul Ryan's budget plan is all about starve-the-beast, trickle-down redistribution of wealth to the rich at the expense of everyone else.

Ramona's Voices: The good people of Michigan don't deserve what's happening to them (and what Rick Snyder is doing to them).

Marmel: Let's make May 10 Shun a Birther Day! Treat them like they treat facts. Ignore them.

Call to Action: Help build a movement to secure a national moratorium on foreclosures and evictions.

Round-up by Michael J.W. Stickings of The Reaction. I'll be here all week.

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