Open Thread: Things You Say To Your Dog You Can't Say To People

This video is about all the things you say to your dog that would sound really creepy if you said them to people.

When I was growing up, we had so many strange things we used to say to our family dog. His name was Rocky Raccoon, but we frequently called him Little Wizzu Swizzums. (No, I'm not making this up. It was supposed to be ironic, but still.)

'Fess up. What strange things do you say to your pet?

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