Pro-tip: When you find yourself on the side of protecting the feelings of people who would put children in cages and withhold soap and toothpaste, you might want to re-examine your priorities.
"Here's the answer. You take it from a binary choice of two lanes, you create a third lane. You take the word impeachment and you change it to 'criminal activity,' " the marketing pro said.
"He doesn't give you questions, he doesn't give you orders. He speaks in code. I understand his code because I've been around him for a decade," Cohen said.
"He's in an alternate reality. He's insane," he said.
We really are living through a Mafiosi presidency.
"We have a legal structure which allows people to apply for asylum through the customs enforcement wherever and however they enter the country," Laura Leader, founder of All In Together, said.
Deutsch talked about how even Republicans are being driven away by Trump's tactics.
Donald Trump would never put storm victims above his latest ego boost.
"We were told of his unfitness for office by those closest to him on the campaign and we saw it ourselves up close in the December 2015 interview in which he first pledged his fealty to Vladimir Putin," the Morning Joe co-host said.
"This Weiselberg thing. Everybody talking about Cohen being a John Dean? I think this is your John Dean," Deutsch said.