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Pat Robertson Says Trump 'Is In Danger Of Losing The Mandate Of Heaven'

This is quite a speech.

Pat Robertson Calls For U.S. To Launch Cruise Missiles At Iran's Karg Island

Who will call for Pat Robertson to be launched off of television forever?

Everyone Is Working Social Media Refs Now, Even Pat Robertson

Conservatives are determined to control social media by complaining that they're being censored. Even Pat Robertson is in on the action.

Tales From The Crypt: Pat Robertson Blames Obama For 14th Amendment

Pat Robertson earnestly told his fellow crypt-dwellers that Trump has crushed that 14th amendment by executive order even though President Obama honored it.

Pat Robertson: Trump In Landslide!

The 700 Club's Pat Robertson prophesied that Donald Trump would win the presidential election in a landslide.

Former 700 Club Producer Carps About Obamacare 'Redistributing' Her 'Meager Wealth'

Fox News just happens to find a former 700 Club producer and anchor willing to attack the Affordable Care Act as a "wealth redistributor."

Pat Robertson Tells Mother Who Can't Heal Son's Deafness She's Doing Something Wrong

I can tell you the first thing this mother is doing wrong... and that's listening to and taking seriously anything this wingnut charlatan has to say.

Robertson: Facebook Should Have 'Vomit' Button For Pictures Of Gay Couples

I hate to break it to wingnut Pat Robertson, but I would wager there are a whole lot of both gay and straight people who would like to have a "vomit button" rather than ever being subjected to a picture of him making out with anyone as well.

Pat Robertson Tells His Viewers God Will Grant One Of Them A Million Bucks

I predict that this latest pronouncement by Pat Robertson is going to go over about as well as his supposed secret messages from God about who was going to win the presidential election.