9/11...I mean Iraq war speech was so bad and politicized that The Daily Show called in Little Richard to be an interpreter for the masses and he uncovered exactly what Bush was telling the country.
Afterwards, Jon felt compelled to reach out to President Bush in an act of solidarity to lend some helpful advice:
Stewart: "What I'm saying it this; If this is a battle for civilization, make your case and gear it up. Let's World War II this thing. Alright? And if it's not, stop scaring the shit out of everybody every two years."
(h/t Mike Legra for helping out with the post)