Barring Divine Intervention, Jesse Ventura Will Not Run For Senate

Jesse Ventura announced to the world last night that he will not challenge Norm Coleman and Al Franken in the Minnesota Senate race, and managed to get a funny jab in at President Bush's "personal" relationship with God.

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And so I will tell you now, I am not going to run at this moment. But if between now and 5:00 maybe God comes and speaks to me like he did the president, and tells me I should run, like he apparently told the president to invade Iraq, well, then maybe at 5:00 tomorrow, Larry, don't call me a liar, just understand God sent me to file.

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