Oh My, What A Small Man In Such A Big Body
March 24, 2014

Ya know, Bill O’Reilly just ain’t my idea of a fine man.

I had a friend who was all of 5’4″ inches fully stretched out. When he passed to that great baseball game in the sky, the preacher said, “Only God could put such a big man in such a small body.” It was true.

Bill O’Reilly’s preacher will have to say the exact opposite.

So, his latest is that he doesn’t mind the haters. And I guess that’s true because his mirror is full of them. But the reason he doesn’t mind the haters is …

“The O’Reilly haters are pretty much the people that have no idea what I do. And I like that — I mean, I don’t have any problem with people disliking me, and I’ll tell you why. I’m not comparing myself, but who was the most hated person in Judea 2,000 years ago?”

Well, I thank Bill for adding the not comparing himself part because it sure sounds like he’s comparing himself. It’s kinda like the “I’m not a racist, but …” thing.

So, let play it this way: the more Bill O’Reilly hates on Barack Obama, the more Barak Obama becomes like … oh, I dunno … like Jesus?

Bill O’Reilly is such a small man in such a big body that it’s a wonder that he doesn’t rattle when he walks around.

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