Fun With Guns: The Liquored-Up Gun Totin’ Country Club Edition
Credit: Vicious Bits
April 16, 2014

There’s a saying that the only thing that keeps Texas from falling into the Gulf of Mexico is that Oklahoma sucks.

And now even more.

From movie theaters to bowling alleys to golf clubs, consumers are accustomed to destinations that come with a full restaurant and bar.

But what about a gun range?A new Metro business, slated to open this spring, is taking the steps needed to serve liquor on-site.

Hey, they could install a cigarette machine and have their own Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms tee-shirts.


Swanson says shooting complexes that offer customers more than just a range to shoot from is the way of the future.“That is where the shooting sport is headed,” he said.

Honey, Honey, Honey, that’s the way shooting has always been headed. You don’t think Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face while stone cold sober, do ya now?

Next up: Surgical centers with a bar for the doctors.

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