Three Days And Counting
July 13, 2015

Y’all, I know that Barack Obama’s Jade Helm takeover of Texas to celebrate Sharia law and underground pathways between abandoned WalMarts, has just damn snuck up on you.It’s in three days. Wednesday is the start of Jade Helm.You might not be ready but Texas’ unregulated militia is ready for war.

Eric Johnston, a 51-year-old retired firefighter and sheriff’s deputy who lives in Kerrville, is a surveillance team leader in Texas. He’ll coordinate three groups of volunteers, about 20 folks in total, who hope to monitor the SEALs, Green Berets and Air Force Special Ops in Bastrop, Big Spring and Junction when Jade Helm kicks off on July 15.

Now you might ask about their plans.

But locations more precise than the towns around which troops will drill remain unknown. For the citizens’ surveillance operation, therein lies the first challenge.“If a team member sees two Humvees full of soldiers driving through town, they’re going to follow them,” Johnston said. “And they’re going to radio back their ultimate location.

Oh hell, I bet the army didn’t think of that! Radios! Walkie-Talkies! Compasses! The United States of America’s army does not stand a chance against these guys.The only difference between them and the Boy Scouts is that the Boy Scouts have adult leadership. And that is where the problems start and end.

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