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Ex-Felon Jim Bakker Wants Everyone To Buy Horses Before EMP Strike

They're pulling the wingnuts out from under the rocks now.

They've dragged out disgraced preacher Jim Bakker to give advice about all those scary EMP strikes, should we strike a deal with Iran. Man, they're desperate now.

RightWingWatch:

In his interview with fellow End Times preacher Rick Wiles this week, televangelist Jim Bakker announced that his ministry is buying horses just in case a nuclear EMP attack takes down the electric power grid.

“If the grid goes down, you’re going to be thankful to have a horse,” he told viewers, also boasting that his Model T truck “will run if the grid goes down.”

After Bakker explained the threats of an EMP attack and solar flares, he said that God is preparing to punish America for its “insane” policies on abortion rights and same-sex marriage.

Horse markets worldwide take off like a rocket. Giddyup, partner!

Hey, if EMP strikes don't kill us, Jade Helm will!


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