Okay, there is a woman in Indiana who is convinced that Jesus is inside her uterus. She has photographic proof.
According to Meyer, she didn’t notice the holy apparition until a friend pointed it out when she showed it off at her baby shower.
“She said, ‘Do you see this, it looks like Jesus,” Meyer recalled.
Meyer said, after blowing up the picture, more details became apparent.
“You can see the hair and his legs crossed and everything,” said Meyer.
Had this woman lived in Texas, her ultrasound would have shown Republican members of the State Legislature inside her uterus, where they have been trying to get for several years now.
It would look something like this one —
Crossposted at juanitajean.com