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Governor Greg Abbott Is A Stupid Sumbitch

If there’s fraud going on, he's the one doing it.
Governor Greg Abbott Is A Stupid Sumbitch

Texas Governor Greg Abbott is a stoopid sumbitch.

He’s whining about “rampant” voter fraud and election rigging in Texas.

Open your damn eyes, Abbott. Texas Republicans own all statewide offices, the Governor’s mansion, all the Courts of Appeal, the State House and the State Senate. So, paint this on the barn in waterproof paint: If there’s fraud going on, you’re the one doing it.

Holy cow. Come on, man. How ignorant can you be?

The only election fraud going on in Texas is the wild butt gerrymandering, and, dammit, you built that.

You know, Texas Republicans did not say one word about rigged elections until it began to look like Texas is flipping

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