I do not know how I would get through these debates without Twitter.
First up, it's not your imagination, the SNIFF is back!
And he couldn't stand still, either.
He promised to have his political opponent put in jail:
He also literally called her "The Devil." (Steve Bannon must have convinced him to "prep.")
Admitted he paid no federal income taxes:
Openly disagreed with his running mate about Syria:
Correction, he really threw Mike Pence under the bus:
And surrendered Aleppo and applauded...Iran?
And in a strong bid for Sanders voters oh I'm kidding of course, Trump wants more... Scalias!...on the Supreme Court!
Oh, and he lied, and he lied, and he lied. He even lied about what he tweeted. Stuff he tweeted. No really.
And right after the debate the pundits said Both Sides Both Sides Both Sides!!!
And there's more...