February 4, 2017




For the first time in a long time I really care who wins the Super Bowl. [Actually,] I could give a sh*t about Atlanta. ...[But] the Falcons are playing a team where the owner, the coach, and the star quarterback all love and support Donald Trump. So, I’d really like them to lose by a score of a million-f–ing-thousand to none.

He then reads a truly "butt-licking" letter from the Patriot's coach, Bill Belichick, to Donald Trump.

Let me give you some advice for the big game: f*ck you, Belichick! F*ck you and your deflated balls you joyless cheating f*ck!

You see what Donald Trump has done to me? I used to be pretty eloquent! Now
I'm just screaming 'f*ck you!'

Is there anything this man can't ruin?

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