I'm not even going to impose the transcript on you. I'll just point out that Kellyanne Conway is spinning so fast, and lurching so ludicrously from point to point, that I could not stop thinking, "Wow. The White House must be really, really worried this morning."
So while we can't believe anything she says, her behavior is probably a good barometer of internal White House tensions.
We're showing you only ten minutes, but this frantic dance went on for an entire half-hour segment. You have to see it to believe it.
And you gotta love Chris Cuomo telling her: "If you want flattery, there's another channel that can give you that."
You should also watch this segment from today's Good Morning America.