Mock Paper Scissors - Soylent Blonde lands at The View;
Reality Chex - the predictions of Bea McCrabbie;
slacktivist - and how shall they hear without?
The New York Crank - no wonder we don't stand for the national anthem;
Zandar vs. The Stupid - deficits stopped mattering on January 20th.
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