Twitter Stunned Jared Kushner 'Runs Out Of The House With Toast' Every Morning

By Frances Langum — October 25, 2017

There's a funny and trending thread on Twitter today about how Ivanka Trump can't seem to either put down the Thesaurus or possibly pick up the dictionary. Go read it when you get a chance it's funny.

But there's a tidbit in the thread about Jared Kushner that must not be overlooked for hilarity possibilities. The image of Jared Kushner running out of the house..."taking toast."

a running list of words Ivanka Trump doesn't know how to use: relative, albeit pic.twitter.com/IHg2xFcI1E

— eve6(66) (@evepeyser) October 24, 2017

I won't ask if "taking toast" is like "taking aspirin', you, know, some New York City Goop Magazine Millionaire Manhattan wellness thing.

Jared: I don't feel well.
Ivanka: Did you take some toast?
Jared: I think the investigation is closing in on me.
Ivanka: Oh honey, take some toast.

But the toast thing did capture Twitter's imagination.

Let's not overlook that toast is what Jared eats for breakfast. Toast. TOAST!!! https://t.co/QSzyfWloF0

— JagsChef, CCC (@JagsChef) October 24, 2017

Toast is bland. Boring. Usually white. Has little taste on its own. It needs desirable things to make it palatable. Ya know, like Jared.

— Not Today Bitch (@kaygesmile) October 25, 2017

Is it just me? That sounds like a lie she walked back. 'We eat as a family. Jared takes toast' She's a chip off the old block isn't she?

— Bailey Wonders (@BaileyWonders) October 24, 2017

because toast, albeit a breakfast item, needs a door to be taken out of. She's using bigly words in an inopportunistic way, like her dad?

— Skarlet Karson (@IdesKat315) October 25, 2017

“We eat breakfast as a family, albeit Jared is taking his toast & running out the door.” Works fine. No idea about the “relative” though.

— ▲▲Δƚ†‡ɇŵ (@matthirtyfive) October 24, 2017

In my mind Jared is every female anime character pic.twitter.com/FvDJwgegOY

— 👻spooky style 👻 (@hello_jaime) October 24, 2017

Of course, if you scroll back earlier than today, the predominant result you'll get from a "Jared Toast" search is that Jared IS toast because he's lied so much on his security clearance forms.

This was intentional. And a federal crime. Jared is burnt toast. https://t.co/O0BzVvbSI0

— DemsHemet/SanJacinto (@DOHSJClub) October 16, 2017

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