Twitter Stunned Jared Kushner 'Runs Out Of The House With Toast' Every Morning
And did you forget your TOAST, too?
October 25, 2017

There's a funny and trending thread on Twitter today about how Ivanka Trump can't seem to either put down the Thesaurus or possibly pick up the dictionary. Go read it when you get a chance it's funny.

But there's a tidbit in the thread about Jared Kushner that must not be overlooked for hilarity possibilities. The image of Jared Kushner running out of the house..."taking toast."

I won't ask if "taking toast" is like "taking aspirin', you, know, some New York City Goop Magazine Millionaire Manhattan wellness thing.

Jared: I don't feel well.
Ivanka: Did you take some toast?
Jared: I think the investigation is closing in on me.
Ivanka: Oh honey, take some toast.

But the toast thing did capture Twitter's imagination.

Of course, if you scroll back earlier than today, the predominant result you'll get from a "Jared Toast" search is that Jared IS toast because he's lied so much on his security clearance forms.

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