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National Enquirer Story Produces A Peck Of Pecker Puns, And Other News

Ever feel like you need to defrag your brain's hard drive?

Lots of Pecker jokes today. Copy editors live for days like this and Twitter does, too:

Okay, now for the rest of the news:

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