Because Trump trusts his inner circle (re: family) and only this circle, no one should be shocked that two of them showed up on his newly named "Council To Re-open America." No, it's not Barron and Tiffany, though they might be better choices. It's "The Kids." Ivanka and Jared. The purse saleswoman and the failed real estate investor. Also, Wilbur Ross, Steven Mnuchin, Robert Lighthizer, Larry Kudlow, and Mark Meadows.
Everyone you can think of who knows just what the average Joe is going through during this life-shattering health and economic crisis. Yeah, these are the ones who really care about Main Street. Dr. Fauci or Dr. Birx? Nowhere to be found.
Twitter was not shocked, but it was not silent, either.
Relax guys. We’re in good hands. This will be handled smoothly and wisely. pic.twitter.com/NlL3JMedlw
— Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) April 13, 2020
"Okay, first idea: Has America thought about inheriting wealth from its dad?" pic.twitter.com/zt7IzDpyfL
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) April 13, 2020
not the choices i'd have gone with but ok pic.twitter.com/2wE3tkef6s
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) April 13, 2020
— Rob Sheridan, but from a safe distance (@rob_sheridan) April 13, 2020
1. Former Birther
2. Unqualified daughter of President
3. Guy who bought his way into Harvard and married his way into the WH
3. Producer of Suicide Squad
4. Failed TV Pundit
6. Famous for sleeping through meetings https://t.co/JxLUOlpc4A
— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) April 13, 2020
We are so frikkin doomed. Is it November, yet?