The Great Stet of Georgeduh released this startling graph of their infections as they slam into their two-weeks of opening-up their economy.
It appears we Libs were totally wrong and we’re a bunch of patriot-hating, crying snowflakes and…
What’s that, you say?
The X-axis is not chronological? What?
If you can’t read the X-axis, here are the dates in the order plotted:
- April 28
- April 27
- April 29
- May 1
- April 30
- May 4
- May 6
- May 5
- May 2
- May 7
- April 26
- May 3
- May 8
- May 9
So, if you straighten it out…
Georgeduh was spiking just as predicted.
So the question becomes, how did this travesty happen? Gov. Kemp’s spokesperson oddly was forthcoming!
— Timothy Stewart-Winter (@timothysw) May 17, 2020
The thing to take away from this is: there is no low to which Wingnuttia will not stoop to own the libs, and they really want to make a buck off of your labor even if it kills you and it probably will.
(Addendum: Texas was first and BOOM! Georgeduh was second and BOOM! Will Floriduh make it a trifecta? Betting windows are open!)
Republished with permission from Mock Paper Scissors.