Is It Really A 'Rally' If No One Shows Up?
Credit: Twitter
June 20, 2020

If no one comes to a "rally", did it really happen? Donald Trump's return to the road kicked off with a rally at the BOK stadium in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Brad Pascale, Trump's current campaign manager (who will probably be his former campaign manager shortly) claimed over 800,000 people requested tickets:

Well, photos show that only a few thousand showed up.

At least the outdoor area where Mike Pence is supposed to speak is packed:

Donald Trump is still speaking to both outdoor and indoor folks.


Obviously it is the fault of protesters:

I figured out where all the guests are:

Parscale, scrambling:

Twitter responded:


Poor Donnie isn't going to get the ego fluff that he had hoped for. He's going to need three scoops on the flight home. And a binkie.

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