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The CDC Wants You To Prepare For The Zombie Apocalypse

If a global pandemic isn't enough for you, the CDC has long helped us prepared for a possible zombie apocalypse.
The CDC Wants You To Prepare For The Zombie Apocalypse
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After 12 months of a global pandemic, most Americans have gotten the hang of what to do (and not do) to minimize their risk of contracting COVID. But are you fully ready to deal with a zombie apocalypse? Well, the CDC wants to help you prepare. In 2011 they put out this official post on the CDC website and it seems incredibly appropriate in 2021.

It starts off with a section called "A Brief History of Zombies"

We’ve all seen at least one movie about flesh-eating zombies taking over (my personal favorite is Resident Evil), but where do zombies come from and why do they love eating brains so much? The word zombie comes from Haitian and New Orleans voodoo origins. Although its meaning has changed slightly over the years, it refers to a human corpse mysteriously reanimated to serve the undead. Through ancient voodoo and folk-lore traditions, shows like the Walking Dead were born.

So how do we deal with a possible mass rising of the undead? Well, the CDC is here for you!

Well, we’re here to answer that question for you, and hopefully share a few tips about preparing for real emergencies too!

Their suggestions, obviously tongue in cheek, apply to all emergencies, not just zombies:

So what do you need to do before zombies…or hurricanes or pandemics for example, actually happen? First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house. This includes things like water, food, and other supplies to get you through the first couple of days before you can locate a zombie-free refugee camp (or in the event of a natural disaster, it will buy you some time until you are able to make your way to an evacuation shelter or utility lines are restored). Below are a few items you should include in your kit, for a full list visit the CDC Emergency page.

They provide a list of things that all homes should aim to have in a special preparedness kit:

Water (1 gallon per person per day)
Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)
Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)
Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)
First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)
Once you’ve made your emergency kit, you should sit down with your family and come up with an emergency plan. This includes where you would go and who you would call if zombies started appearing outside your door step. You can also implement this plan if there is a flood, earthquake, or other emergency.

They also remind us that while zombies are possible, there are other regional types if emergencies that could occur - earthquakes, flood, tornado, etc. These kits would help in these areas too!

They end with this comforting reminder:

If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine). It’s likely that an investigation of this scenario would seek to accomplish several goals: determine the cause of the illness, the source of the infection/virus/toxin, learn how it is transmitted and how readily it is spread, how to break the cycle of transmission and thus prevent further cases, and how patients can best be treated. Not only would scientists be working to identify the cause and cure of the zombie outbreak, but CDC and other federal agencies would send medical teams and first responders to help those in affected areas (I will be volunteering the young nameless disease detectives for the field work).

You can never be too prepared, folks!

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