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What Every Conservative Campaign Video Looks Like To Me

Corey "The Buttercream Dream" Forrester's take on what every campaign ad for a Republican looks like these days in his neck of the woods.
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Corey Forrester packs a lot of jokes into a minute and a half about conservatives, some of which don't even sound like jokes at all these days.

"I'm a conservative and I believe in the three G's: God, Guns, and that Jews should stick to comedy."

"I've never worn a mask. I want my wife to see my face when I tell her she can't wear pants."

"Call me old-fashioned but if I'm elected they ain't gonna teach evolution in school."

"The "now times" make me scared in my "squishy think think spot" because there's just so many things I don't understand...and if I'm elected, you'll be allowed to SHOOT those things!"

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