Wearing a black jacket with the word "LOVE" written on it, FLOTUS managed to let the world know a real human with a beating heart was back in the First Lady's role.
June 10, 2021

Today, Class, we will learn how to say that someone is a hateful hag without using any mean words whatsoever!

As a corollary to that lesson, we will call someone a hateful hag while prompting the world to profess how much it loves us, and how grateful it is that we are here, now.

All we need is "LOVE."

That's right, class, "LOVE," written on the back of a jacket, as you stroll with your spouse, the President of the United States on your first overseas trip to meet with the head of the British government.

I mean, that's all First Lady Dr. Jill Biden did, and look what came to mind for millions!

See how easy, Class? Shorter names for what our First Lady did are "SHADE," and, "TROLLING."

Tomorrow, we'll learn how you can show a fascist dictator what you think of him simply by insisting on having your own translators, notetakers, and staff in the room with you.

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