The Not A Good Weekend Anywhere Edition

More gun news from Zandar: There is no help. Even if a six-yr. old wants to shoot you. Or light you on fire & watch you die. And makes no secret of it. School administrators should begin taking threats from these little punks seriously. And make parents responsible.

I certainly hope you've never used Amazon for your pathetic consumption. You'll never fill the emptiness; just stop. (Prime "membership" is The Mark of The Beast.) An Earth-Bound Misfit has yet another reason to tell Bezos where to put it.

Vixen Strangely finds further indication of the decline & fall of Western whatever. (You can't call it civilization.) Organized, commercialized slap-fights. When will feces-flinging as a sport be legitimized? Five yrs.?

In Peru, the people are rioting for democracy. Or against anti-democracy. Or something. Doesn't look good, whatever it's for or against. See also: Brazil. P. M. Carpenter has a prediction.

Bonus: If not lighter, at least more schadenfreudelicious: Lumpy Trumpy did not enjoy himself at "Diamond's" funeral. Break out the nano-violins! From Tom Sullivan at Hullabaloo. Also features a compare & contrast of Republican reactions to Sen. Paul Wellstone's funeral 20 yrs. ago.

M. Bouffant herded the above cats. Submissions to mbru@crooksandliars.com for this feature will be thoroughly analyzed for relevance, & possibly linked.

Ninnies trying to advertise plastic garbage will be sent a reply demeaning their reading skills & advising them that there is a contact link at the bottom of the site, like every other website on the effing Internet. Salespeople are the absolute worst.