February 27, 2023

Killer Kyle Rittenhouse went on Donald Trump, Junior's podcast. As the gentle reader, it was not a meeting of the minds, to say the least.

Rittenhouse started saying how it was scary, going up against "George Soros-funded prosecutors" Junior expanded by asking if they were going after Killer Kyle just for some back end donations. Junior also brought up the media but it is unclear if he meant that Soros was funding them or just that they were joining in on "attacking" Rittenhouse.

Rittenhouse responded positively:

I guarantee it. I'm positive. I don't know for sure. I don't know for 100% fact. But I guarantee it. I'm sure of it.

What it was in reality was just Killer Kyle and Junior throwing red meat to the handful of listeners, getting them worked up about those Jews trying to keep good, red-blooded, gun-loving white men down. I'm surprised that at some point they both stood up and saluted while God Bless America would randomly start playing.

Maybe Killer Kyle could get a job interning with George Santos. At least then he might be able to become a better liar.


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