Comedian Blaire Erskine with her take on Rep. Nancy Mace's remarks on why she didn't put out before going to her prayer breakfast.
July 28, 2023

South Carolina's embarrassment opened up to a room of evangelicals that while she could have stayed home and fornicated with her fiancé, she chose instead to arrive on time for their prayer breakfast.

No doubt, blank stares were recorded after her admission.

Comedian Blaire Erskine with her take.

Source: Jezebel

Rep. Nancy Mace (R-S.C.) can totally read the room—which is why she talked about how she could’ve been at home fucking her fiancé to a room full of evangelicals at Sen. Tim Scott’s (R-S.C.) prayer breakfast on Wednesday.

In fact, Mace was almost late to her fellow South Carolinian’s “standing-room-only” event because of the unfulfilled sexual request from **checks notes** Patrick. “I woke up this morning at 7—I was getting picked up at 7:45—Patrick, my fiancé, tried to pull me by my waist over in bed, and I was like, ‘No baby we don’t have time for that this morning. I gotta get to the prayer breakfast, and I gotta be on time.’ A little TMI,” Mace said.

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