Heather posted a longer version earlier, but I'm still shaking my head that This Is A Real Thing In the World. The exact quote, via Barkers and Rubes, is
If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, and sometimes I doubt that – I think, you know, grandchildren now don’t write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they’re walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, and they don’t like them!
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