Absurdity Today: This Is What Monsanto Considers 'Good' News

Here's some 'good' news according to Monsanto, followed up with some actual good news, and a tip for how to deal with all the bad news. Brought you to by Absurdity Today!, the independent news parody series hosted by political satirist Julianna Forlano. Enjoy!


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