JP Morgan Chase: 'Settlement' Is The New 'Hush Money'

JP Morgan agreed to a $13 billion settlement which would end several governmental inquiries into its fraudulent behavior.
By Julianna Forlano — November 5, 2013

JP Morgan agreed to a $13 billion settlement which would end several governmental inquiries into its fraudulent behavior that directly contributed to the 2008 financial melt down. Sounds like a bargain, especially in light of the tidbit of history we dug up. Absurdity Today brings you this story and more, hosted by political satirist Julianna Forlano.

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