Margaret and Helen: Bart, if you want to reduce abortions, vote to fully fund family planning and comprehensive sex education. Otherwise, shut the hell up.
Scott Horton: The Alternate Reality of Marc Thiesson (h/t Batocchio)
First Draft: The Other N Word: Nullification
Mock, Paper, Scissors: The Crazy is constant
Brilliant at Breakfast: Confederacy of Dunces, continued
The Satirical Political Report: GOP seeks federal mandate: Everyone must buy their bullsh*t