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Jeb Bush Would Totally Kill Little Baby Hitler

"Gotta do it."
Jeb Bush Would Totally Kill Little Baby Hitler
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Jeb Bush has finally admitted that all lives don't matter. In an interview with the Huffington Post, Jeb admitted he would kill Baby Hitler, presumably after said Baby Hitler was born (because fetus) but before Baby Hitler was eligible for Medicaid (because moocher).

Have you ever wondered whether, if given the opportunity, Jeb Bush would go back in time to kill Adolf Hitler in his crib?

Well, wonder no more.

“Hell yeah, I would!” the former Florida governor told HuffPost. “You gotta step up, man.”

The question initially arose when The New York Times Magazine polled its readers last month and found that a plurality of respondents said they would, in fact, kill Hitler as a baby.

Bush was then asked the question directly via the email address that he distributes widely to public audiences: But he did not answer the inquiry until asked on camera by HuffPost, while riding on his campaign bus in New Hampshire.

You can watch the video here.

Jeb! confirmed that he's abandoned his principles in a tweet:

It's good to know there is at least one exception to the never-ever-kill-a-person-no-matter-what-unless-they're-black-brown-or-criminal Republican philosophy. I only wish someone would have asked him if he would have prevented wee Baby Hitler's mother from having an abortion.

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