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The Triumphant Return Of The Friedman Unit

From pea coats to Humvees to camo-condoms to those crossed sabers hanging over your uncle's fireplace, it is an iron rule of human conflict that the uniforms and weapons of the warriors of the last war end up as the souvenirs and fashion choices of their children.

From pea coats to Humvees to camo-condoms to those crossed sabers hanging over your uncle's fireplace, it is an iron rule of human conflict that the uniforms and weapons of the warriors of the last war end up as the souvenirs and fashion choices of their children.

And so it is with the Gustav Gun of the Iraq War's 101st Chairborne Division -- the Friedman Unit:

The Friedman Unit, or simply Friedman,[1] is a tongue-in-cheek neologism. One Friedman Unit is equal to six months,[2] specifically the "next six months", a period repeatedly declared by New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman to be the most critical of the then-ongoing Iraq War [3] even though such pronouncements extended back over two and a half years.

Long since demilled, crated up and warehoused at the far end of the Beltway Media Memory Hole --

"To The Chicago Abyss", have taken as our vocation the act of defiantly remembering stuff that everyone else desperately wants to forget.

All but forgotten...until now.

Take it away, David Brooks (with emphasis added):

The G.O.P. at an Immigration Crossroads NOV. 13, 2015

It’s no exaggeration to say that the next six months will determine the viability of the Republican Party. The demographics of this country are changing. This will be the last presidential election cycle in which the G.O.P., in its current form, has even a shot at winning the White House. And so the large question Republicans must ask themselves is: Are we as a party willing to champion the new America that is inexorably rising around us, or are we the receding roar of an old America that is never coming back?
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You see, according to rules established during the fantasy-world-building phase of Mr. Brooks' Alternate History of Modern Conservatism, the wingnut Visigoths are always fringe kooks who are doing mischief some distance away from the sensible heart of the real Republican party. A few bad actors who could be easily defeated if only Barack Obama would compromise with the Right a liiiiittle more -- if only he would "lead" a liiiiitle better -- harmony would be restored to the Beltway and we could all get back to punching hippies and playing Grand Bargain Texas Hold 'Em with other people's futures.

From Mr. Brooks in 2011:

... Yes, I’m a sap. I believed Obama when he said he wanted to move beyond the stale ideological debates that have paralyzed this country. I always believe that Obama is on the verge of breaking out of the conventional categories and embracing one of the many bipartisan reform packages that are floating around.

But remember, I’m a sap. The White House has clearly decided that in a town of intransigent Republicans and mean ideologues, it has to be mean and intransigent too. The president was stung by the liberal charge that he was outmaneuvered during the debt-ceiling fight. So the White House has moved away from the Reasonable Man approach or the centrist Clinton approach. ...

But of course, the wingnut horde was never going to be mollified by reasonable overtures from the Commie Muslim Kenyan N*gger in the White House, and the wingnut horde is not six months away.

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