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He Only Wants To Destroy The Constitution Because He Loves It

Poor Governor Abbott is a little...deluded.
He Only Wants To Destroy The Constitution Because He Loves It

It’s really not one step short of secession. It’s actually one neuron synapse from total delusion.

Governor Abbott has himself a whole new constitution.

His big thing is allowing states to have more power. I’m kinda amazed that a Texan would say that. Wyoming has a population of 584,000 and would have the same power as Texas with 25,000,000.

And I’m sure he doesn’t want to go by population because one glance at an electoral college map would scare the pants off him.

The only damn reason that Republicans have any power at all is because of gerrymandering.

But, y’all, admit it. It’s kinda fun to watch old white men try desperately to hold onto power.


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