We were driving to Austin yesterday and right outside of east Austin is a place where folks set up shop to sell their peaches, watermelons, pecans, yard art, and flags to passing motorists.

I saw this this and made Ole Bubba turn around and go back so I could get a picture.

You might have to open this photo in a new tab to see it in its fully glory gory.

The side facing the road is 90% confederate flags. Maybe one or two American flags, a Texas flag or two, and some Come and Get It banners. And there proudly is the Donald J Trump roadside headquarters. See the flag on the far right. Yeah, far, far right.

This isn’t a run for the presidency – it’s a redneck self-help program. Donald J Trump is gonna fix their lives. Their wives will quit running around with the bartender over at the icehouse and come home to do the dishes and start cooking like a normal woman should. Their bosses will quit complaining about them showing up for work hung over. Donald J Trump will send a Mexican over to do their yard work for free. He’ll make taxes a thing of the past and bail bonds will be totally free under a Trump administration. The nasty guy at MasterCard will quit calling for payment and happily extend their credit because … well, they are white. They will automatically be given a complimentary two ton Chevy truck every three years as their birthright.

Under a Donald J Trump presidency, political correctness is over and it becomes okay to make fun of retards, queers, ugly people, and people born with no legs. However, small fingers will never be okay to mention.

You know how Trump taunts his enemies? He will also do that for you. He will come to your house and call your mother-in-law a loser.

Every day under a King Donald J Trump will be like a six hour erection and no emergency rooms.

Crossposted at juanitajean.com