He can. On the courthouse steps. At noon. With neon signs and a loud speaker.
He went on Sunday teevee to defend Donald Trump.
“Don’t you think a man who has this kind of economic genius is a lot better for the United States than a woman, and the only thing she’s ever produced is a lot of work for the FBI checking out her emails,” the former New York City mayor said on ABC’s “This Week” with George Stephanopoulos.
Than a woman? Okay, that’s it. He never gets to be a drag queen again.
Plus, there’s this: what kind of economic genius loses a billion dollars in 1995? In 1995 we were in an economic boom. Hell, you could buy turtle crop shares and make money.
And last, who snuck out Donald Trump’s taxes? I’m betting it was Marla Maples. You have any better ideas?