Trump 'Make America Great Again' Ornament Gets Skewered On Amazon
November 24, 2016

I guess Americans don't want to Make Their Christmas Trees Great Again this year. Trump's made in China MAGA hats have been made into a Christmas ornament and went on sale just in time for Black Friday customers! For the low price of $149 you too can own this amazing and symbolic message to share with your friends this holiday season.

Unfortunately, Amazon shows that this item is sold out. So you will have to wait for a black market markup to purchase this collectors item. For those that were curious, here is the description:

Trump Make America Great Again Red Cap Collectible Ornament

  • Make America Great Again Red Cap Collectible Ornament
  • Made of brass and finished in 14 karat gold
  • This ornament is sure to make any tree stand out

Reviewers had a field day with this item. There are almost 2,000 reviews, 91% of them 1 star (the lowest rating Amazon will allow). Here are some gems:

Emily said: "It tried to put my nativity figures into an internment camp. Would not buy again."

Daniel Trogdoron said "My friends told me to "give it a chance" and it immediately invited several neo-Nazis into my house."

James A. Marcumon said: "It is BIGLY horrible! It deported all my figures out of the Nativity scene, then covered the manger in gold leaf and rented it out for way too much to a Klan rally. Then it lied and said that it wasn't even Christmas, and relabeled all the presents to itself. Never buy this!"

Shinga said "I didn't actually order this but somehow it's on my tree anyway. I'm trying to make the best of it... at least that's what people are telling me to do. But I don't know. I'm trying, but there's suddenly swastikas painted on my other decorations, half of my presents are just dog s***, and the tree itself is on fire. But my conservative friends are telling me the fire is a good thing and I should just be united in celebrating what this ornament has to offer. They're also saying I need to leave the tree in my house for four to eight years. That doesn't sound right. Source?"

BSphD said: "Every time I try to hang it on the branch, it yells "WRONG!" No matter which branch I try, it's "WRONG!" My brother and father can hang it up just fine, but when my mother and I try, it's just "WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!" Also, in the middle of the night, I'll hear it loudly yell "SHE'S A FOUR." When I go into the living room to investigate, our angel tree-topper will be on the floor and a naked Barbie will be at the top of the tree."

And my favorite, by Swell Gal Mary: "It called Mary a nasty woman, told Joseph to go back where he came from, built a wall around the manger, and then when you press it it sings "I'm Dreaming Of A Totally White Christmas.

Oh Amazon reviewers, never change.

Note: If you are looking for extra Thanksgiving day Amazon review laughs, check out the reviews on Sugar Free Haribo Gummi Bears which are my absolute favorite.

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