The child molester in the cowboy hat rode to the polls today. Only one slight problem with that idea: the man can't ride a horse.
All hat and no cattle, indeed.
Source: Splinter News
Roy Moore, a bigot and alleged serial predator, rode a horse to the polls on Tuesday to cast his ballot in the Alabama Senate special election.
Soon after, Horse Twitter came for him.
Even Judge Pedophile's horse doesn't want any part of going to DC.