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Sen. John Kennedy Accidentally Gives Trump's Wall A Name

It's now a "wangdoodle" and Democrats get to keep it from going up!
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We've now reached peak absurdity on the border wall, thanks to Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana.

My colleague Karoli is right: Kennedy likes to get attention with his folksy ways, but he's just an ahole. And yet we must thank him for using what is obvious to everyone but him, a euphemism for penis, as an alternate name for MAGA and Trump's stupid border wall.

The actual House Homeland Security Committee responded:

Oh no, Donald, it's a wangdoodle. And Nancy Pelosi is not going to let you have it. She's cutting it off, as it were.


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