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Stephen Colbert Has A (Fake) Sneak Peek At Mary Trump's New Book

"Every time he brought home a new aunt, he'd say, 'Don't get attached,' " the fake Mary Trump said.

This was pretty cute. Colbert does his opening bit about Mary Trump's book with fake quotes:

President Trump's niece is publishing a new tell-all book, and Audible has the exclusive sneak peak, as read by Trump's niece herself.

"I remember as a child, Uncle Donald would say, 'I got your nose!' And we would have to take him to court to get it back."

"You're there for the dramatic moments: Every time he brought home a new aunt, he would say, 'Don't get attached."

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