Closing time. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

Final links: One Last Trump Dump, from Mark Evanier.

Responsible Statecraft: Curb your presidentialism.

A theory on costumed cretin insurrectionists: "MAGA should be properly understood as the product of a bored and restless middle class". Newlines Magazine. (WARNING: "5 MIN READ".)

"Explosive!" "Shocking tweets". From John Pierce, the attorney for accused Kenosha murderer Kyle Rittenhouse & the convicted George Papadopoulos, no less. He wants a Second American Revolution, Second Amendment style. Big Tweetin', but he'll settle for some money from the suckers. Don Lewis.

Bonus Track: Pardon me? Timely "comic" relief. See how a pro does it.

Web of Evil (& Ennui)'s M. Bouffant compiled the above. Submit stuff to mbru@crooksandliars.com.