November 15, 2022

Newsmax host Greg Kelly, an avowed Trump bootlicker, was distraught last night discussing the results o the 2022 midterm elections.

Kelly put up an image of a lake of some kind with red water that is just sitting there, unmoved.

"There are no waves there. There was no red wave, and quite frankly, folks, I am a bit depressed," Kelly said. "I still can't believe it. Can you believe it? I still cannot believe it."

Kelly was beside himself, downplaying the idea that the country preferred a Democratic administration over a Republican one.

"I do not believe that America has suddenly become a center-left country," he said.

(Kelly must have forgotten about the Blue wave in the 2018 midterms, recapturing the Senate in 2020, as well as the trouncing of Trump that same year.)

If not for outrageous gerrymandering, the Dems most certainly would have retained the House, too, although no call has been made as of this writing.

Kelly, still reveling in the past, brought up the 2016 election of Trump and how happy he was then.

The Newsmax host then scolded everybody who claimed Republicans had terrible candidates. He made his point by attacking John Fetterman's health after a stroke he suffered mid-campaign, and claimed he was a terrible candidate.

As MAGA cultist, Kelly can't blame Donald Trump and some of the terrible candidates he endorsed.

What's left?

Kelly said it without trying to really say it, but he said it all the same.

"And I'm wondering what really happened. No, I'm not accusing anybody of cheating - not yet," Kelly said. "I'm not, but I do have concerns about this new system of voting, which America universally adopted almost overnight."

There you have it.

It's never Trump or his cavalcade of election-denying freaks. It's not the GOP for embracing grifters, liars, and scam artists. It's never about the right trying to overthrow a free and fair election or embracing fascism and white Christian nationalism.

Nope!

It must be the election apparatus and early voting that are to blame.

Mail-in and absentee ballot voting has been around for over 40 years, and Republicans took advantage of it for years like everyone else in America.

But the MAGA cult needs a scapegoat, so they claim mail-in voting and early voting is a new way of voting that only helps the Democratic Party.

Riiiiight.

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