'Never Surrender' Guy Surrenders; Captain CapsLock Strikes Again

By Conover Kennard — December 11, 2023

Former President Donald Trump took to his failing Truth Social social media platform Sunday to say he no longer plans to testify in his $250 million civil fraud trial in New York on Monday. The 'never surrender' guy strikes again! You knew this was coming, though. In a long-winded all caps, two-post message, Trump used a lot of words to say that he's too chicken to show up.

Trump called it "election interference," a "witch hunt," and added that, "I WILL NOT BE TESTIFYING ON MONDAY. MAGA!"

Trump announces that he is chickening out of testifying tomorrow, as I predicted. pic.twitter.com/roziuNghhk

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 10, 2023

Twitter users jumped in.

Trump likes to talk such a big game, but when push comes to shove, he folds.

— Katie Phang (@KatiePhang) December 10, 2023

'Never surrender'

Oh look.....he surrendered

— Stephen Elpop (@ElpopGolf) December 10, 2023

Trump is scared! 🍿🍿

— Art Candee 🍿🥤 (@ArtCandee) December 10, 2023

Like most bullies. Underneath all the bluster lies a coward.

— John Bolton's Intrepid Moustache (retro handle) (@AdamReizner) December 10, 2023

Typical Bully, talks shit never backs it up. How do you deal with a Bully, call them out, get up in their grill, open a can of WhoopAss if they even flinch. No surprise here.

— The Groz (@maejorigray) December 10, 2023

Donald Trump has chickened out of testifying in his civil trial tomorrow.

Just like he chickened out of testifying for the grand jury in NY…even though he told reporters in Scotland he was flying back for it.

Mr. “I am your retribution” is a yellow-bellied chicken.

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) December 10, 2023

BOK BOK! Trump chickens out, while touting his million dollar witness that didn't do shit for him. HAHAHA gotta love it! https://t.co/XK4uLDrs4t

— Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) December 10, 2023

Trump always had a thing for yellow & chickens.pic.twitter.com/mc14ZcrxaN

— The Clear Cider 🦋 (@TheClearCider) December 10, 2023

What a loser. The PAB doesn't have the guts to show up. And while his staunchest supporters will give him a pass for chickening out, he'll go down in history as nothing more than a bully, a coward, and a liar.

UPDATE: Alina Habba is still garbage.

Trump chickened out of testifying tomorrow. Alina Habba a few days ago: “He will take that stand on Monday. He will open himself up to whatever they want because he’s not afraid. People who are afraid cower. Trump doesn’t cower.” pic.twitter.com/4P4OgRVpYh

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 10, 2023

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